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Majikus the Most Masterfully Magnificent Necromantic Mage of Mystra’s Fountain of Knowledge Part 1

The Life you lead

What kind of life would you want to lead? No, seriously, ask yourself this? Would you want to lead the life of the common peasant where you get up in the morning, work for a bit, go to the tavern to get drunk, annoy great people like me and then go to bed, sleep, get up in the morning, go to work for a bit and so on and so forth. Or would you rather lead a life where things actually happen! And the best bit is that you can actually do something about it. You have the education, wealth, faith or strength to actually go out there and make something of your life! Maybe you will go off on some wild adventure every now and then? Or perhaps you will open up a new enterprise, travel to faraway lands, create new spells, fight and drive off evil beings and all of that!

Now, in your eyes, which sounds more exciting? Which of these lives seems more worth living? Naturally, there are going to be people that will vote for either lifestyle. I mean lets face it, one offers security, stability and basically a routine, whilst the other offers unpredictability, excitement, adventure, great wealth! … and great loss.

Now without having to really ask, we know that the peasants chose the former (which is probably a good thing. We do need at least some people to carry out the degrading jobs and to also supply the ‘servant’ trade) and those that would wish to have an exciting life, well why not save your pennies until you can afford a dagger or a pitchfork or something, and then go off adventuring with some of the newer adventurers? I mean, jeez, I wouldn’t have a foul smelling rodent, claiming to be a human wielding a pitchfork to get anywhere near me. Of course there maybe exceptions, like perhaps if they actually showed a slight aptitude for magic, I might try and teach him a little magic and see how he progresses from there. Obviously, the dreg can thank me later when he has reached the stage of ‘lesser adventurer’ and his life is just that much more exciting.

Majikus BrainBut yes, I digress it would seem. Hmm, where was I? I think that this will be enough on this section for part 1. I imagine that most people’s minds would be hitting the melting point after such intensive and intellectual reading.

The Closing of the Order of the Everliving

Yes, it is all in the title. I have decided that the Order of the Everliving is to cease functioning and close down as of now … for now anyway.

Mordent

She is a darling isn’t she? I can’t say that I’ve never been happier than being in her company. She just seems so full of life (a little ironic for Necromancers eh? Or so common belief would indicate) and her tantrums are ever so amusing, though when I think about it, they are probably quiet scary in their own right. What with her field of studies and all that?

Still, regardless, she has helped me to develop and I really should get myself a pair of fangs like hers … though I might decide to enchant mine, just for a little extra effect. It’s good to see her out and about in the city now, what with her being in the Spellcasters’ Guild for so long. I’m sure that if people just gave her the chance to let her get to know them, they will find that she is such a sweet and charismatic girl.

I don’t really care what people think of her and I have been told by others that Water Faeries are much more prettier. I saw one in a sewerage pump not too long ago actually, which was just infested with chokers! I really do wonder what she was doing in such a degrading place? Still, when I think about it, Mordent is just so much more attractive to me, what with her gothic appearance, and tiny little fangs, its actually quite cute.

See readers, now you know that us Necromancers aren’t just people that steal other people’s lives and raise the dead. Saying that, Clerics raise the dead so I don’t see what’s so bad about raising the dead … but that shall have to be looked into further in part 2.

Majikus PowerfulousWondrous Items

Whilst I’m here writing this, I may as well add that I am well versed in creating wondrous items and should anyone be interested in having one created for them, please feel free to seek me out and I shall do my best to create it for them. I do offer quite attractive prices that the market could bear (As Rabbit would say)

Well now, there we have it. This is the end of the first part of the Fountain of Knowledge edition part 1 and it wasn’t that bad a read now was it? I shall be writing again soon and well, until next time, I fare thee well, adventurers, Sarbreenites and peasants alike … I wonder if peasants could actually afford this excellent article? Let alone be able to read?

Majikus Powerfulous
Necromancer and Defender of Sarbreenar

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